When the old man outsourced my job to Malaysia,
I was forced to relocate and retrain.
I chose the IT field, a growth industry.
And didn’t the old man say the entire world
was going digital?
I work from home where I face no discrimination
because of my stature and pointed ears.
Last night, I hacked the lists
and swapped the titles.
So, in the morning
all the good boys and girls
will get nasty surprises,
And that burgeoning serial killer in Florida
will get the machete and air rifle he’s always wanted.